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I feel like Buffy Summers and Dean Winchester would be best friends.

  • Dean:

    So you're Chosen too, huh?

  • Buffy:

    Yep. A bunch of old men played God a zillion years ago, and here I am.

  • Dean:

    I know that feel.

  • Buffy:

    Oh well. It could be worse. I kind of enjoy killing things.

  • Dean:

    It's really good stress relief. If only we could just stick with killing monsters, right?

  • Buffy:

    I know. One day it's "kill vampires", the next you're sacrificing yourself for your younger sibling.

  • Dean:

    And then they bring you back from the dead!

  • Buffy:

    You too, huh?

  • Dean:

    Crawled my way out of a grave.

  • Buffy:

    Sucks, doesn't it?

  • Dean:

    And then I got back to find out that the person closest to me was doing sketchy, addicting things to become more powerful, all in the name of the greater good.

  • Buffy:

    Let me guess, he tried to start an apocalypse?

  • Dean:

    Not TRIED to start so much as-- wait, how'd you know?

  • Buffy:

    Been there, done that. Man, next thing you'll tell me someone close to you lost their soul and tried to kill people you loved.

  • Dean:

    Dude. This is eerie. Next thing you'll be telling me you have a red-headed computer-hacking lesbian unofficial sister.

  • Buffy:

    ...um....

  • Dean:

    .....Are you my alternate universe parallel?

  • Buffy:

    No, the only alternate universe I've been in, they told me my life was all fiction. And not even good fiction.

  • Dean:

    ...We should hang out.

  • Buffy:

    Definitely.

  • Dean:

    Decapitate some vampires.

  • Buffy:

    Sounds good.

  • Dean:

    Are you seeing anyone?

  • Buffy:

    No, but I'm not over this guy in a big coat who I hated for a while and was an enemy but then came over to our side because he fell in love with me, and then later he betrayed me and it was awful, but then he really did feel bad about it and tried and make up for it and he died saving the world but then came back only he never calls me.

  • Dean:

    .....

  • Buffy:

    .....

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

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masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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SOMEONE HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

brushie brushie

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

(Source: silent-web-of-wyrd)

fan addresses of your favorite actors. just reblog.

  • David Tennant

  • Independent Talent Group Ltd.

  • Oxford House

  • 76 Oxford Street

  • London W1D 1BS

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Billie Joe Armstrong

  • BB Gun Press

  • 6769 Lexington Avenue

  • Los Angeles, CA 90038

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Jensen Ackles

  • PO Box 850812

  • Richardson, TX 75085

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Misha Collins

  • Silver Massetti & Szatmary Agency

  • 8383 Wilshire Blvd.

  • Suite 230

  • Beverly Hills, CA 90211

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Jared Padalecki

  • Industry Entertainment Productions Llc

  • 955 S. Carrillo Drive

  • Suite 300

  • Los Angeles, CA 90048

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Andrew Scott

  • United Agents Ltd.

  • 12-26 Lexington Street

  • London, W1F 0LE

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Jared Leto

  • Untitled Entertainment

  • 350 S. Beverly Dr.

  • Suite 200

  • Beverly Hills, CA 90212

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Tom Hiddleston

  • Hamilton Hodell

  • 5th Floor

  • 66-68 Margaret Street

  • London W1W 8SR

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Helena Bonham Carter

  • Conway Van Gelder Grant Ltd.

  • 8-12 Broadwick Street

  • 3rd Floor

  • London W1F 8HW

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Jim Parsons

  • Principal Entertainment

  • 1964 Westwood Blvd.

  • Suite 400

  • Los Angeles, CA 90025

  • USA

  • __________________________

  • Matt Smith

  • c/o Troika

  • 3rd Floor

  • 74 Clerkenwell Road

  • London

  • EC1M 5QA

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Benedict Cumberbatch

  • Conway Van Gelder Grant Ltd.

  • 8-12 Broadwick Street

  • 3rd Floor

  • London W1F 8HW

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Ben Whishaw

  • Hamilton Hodell

  • 5th Floor

  • 66-68 Margaret Street

  • London W1W 8SR

  • UK

  • __________________________

  • Josh Hutcherson

  • Spanky Taylor, Inc.

  • 3727 W. Magnolia

  • Suite 300

  • Burbank, CA 91505

  • USA

  • Secondary Address:

  • Josh Hutcherson

  • The Beddingfield Co. Inc.

  • 13600 Ventura Blvd.

  • Suite B

  • Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

  • USA

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Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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